Leninguer Carballido Wins Mexican Election
A village in southern Mexico was left in shock this week, when it emerged that the winner of Sunday’s mayoral election had been officially ‘dead’ since 2010. And that’s not even the dodgy part. After a...
View ArticleAlbuquerque Terrorised By Serial Shitter
Those of you who have watched Breaking Bad will know that Albuquerque, New Mexico is a crime-ridden, amoral city of sin where you can’t even buy some chicken wings without Mexican drug cartels getting...
View ArticleChipotle Employee Completely Screwed Up Their Twitter Feed
This is possibly one of the funniest social media screwups we’ve ever featured on Sick Chirpse, at least in my opinion. I feel like most of the stuff we’ve featured in this vein in the past has mainly...
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29 Incredible Quesadilla Flavours
Normally when you go to a Mexican restaurant, you get a choice of about two different types of quesadilla – normally chicken and cheese or some kind of pork or something, but whatever it is it’s...
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PHOTOS: Here’s How They Deal With Gangs In El Salvador
Forcing criminals from the rival MS-13 and M18 gangs to share the same 12 x 15 foot cages has successfully brought the murder rate down in El Salvador from 12 a day to 5. Most of the violent crimes...
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Leo DiCaprio Refused To Go To LA Party Because The Kardashians Were There
What with his bad boy raving moves at Coachella and now refusing to turn up to a party where ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ was being filmed, Leo DiCaprio is rising fast up our celebrity power...
View ArticleMexican Actress Removes Ribs So She Can Be Even Skinnier
A Mexican actress called Thalia – who is known for appearing in Filipino soap operas – has admitted the she removed some of her ribs in order to be skinnier. She decided to come clean about her weight...
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Mexico Paid The Creators Of The New James Bond Movie $20 Million For The...
Mexico doesn’t have the greatest reputation when it comes to effectively fighting crime or just generally being a safe place to live, and so the last thing they need is for the next James Bond...
View ArticleCholo Goth Is The Insane New Music Genre Turning Stereotypes On Their Heads
I’ve never heard of Cholo Goth or even imagined that the concept itself might exist, but two Mexican immigrants named Dave Parley and Leafar Sayer are so into goth music despite their heritage that...
View ArticleWorst Spiderman Ever Knocks Himself Completely Unconscious While Entertaining...
The spider that bit this guy wasn’t radioactive, just really fucking clumsy: Featured Image VIA Love how he pulled off a bunch of moves successfully before the big fail; really makes for a more...
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The Internet Is Going Completely Nuts Over This Mexican Weather Presenter’s Butt
Every once in a while the Internet will stumble across a relative unknown and turn them into an absolute mega star overnight. This seems to be the case with Mexican weather girl Yanet Garcia this week:...
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This Man Officially Has The Longest Penis In The World And It Looks Downright...
Remember Jonah Falcon – the dude with the giant 13.6 inch dick? That guy’s old news, because Mexico’s Roberto Esquivel Cabrera just rocked up on the scene and he’s packing 18.9 inches. Well, that’s...
View ArticleWatch Out Of Control Mexican Pranksters Running Around Rubbing Dog Sh*t On...
It’s one thing pulling off a prank that’s actually funny and requires some kind of imagination – the one where these guys convinced their friend he was in a coma springs to mind – but it’s another to...
View ArticleArtist Paints Portrait Of Donald Trump Out Of Her Period Blood
Everyone seems to be in consensus that Donald Trump is a bit of an idiot and one female artist has decided to use his ability to piss everyone off as the inspiration for her next piece: a portrait of...
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Longboarding LA To NY: Update 10
If you haven’t been reading about our journey so far, then check out previous updates here. The 24 hour skate had hit us hard – we were covered in blisters and our muscles wereway over worked. We went...
View ArticleTurns Out The Weather Girl Who Flashed Her Nipple Last Week Has More NSFW Videos
There was a bit of a fuss last week when Italian weather girl Roxana Vancea let one of her nipples pop out on screen during her weather report when she decided to start jogging on the spot for some...
View ArticleRoad Rage Leads To Driver Doing ‘Your Mum’ Jokes Until Biker Punches Him...
Of all our years posting road rage videos and street fights onto the internet, I don’t think we’ve ever been happier to see a guy get clocked in the mouth than this buck-toothed loud-mouth. He pushes...
View ArticleCocky Dude Gets His Head Knocked Into The Next Dimension By Gangster Carrying...
How often does getting in a stranger’s face and chatting shit work out for someone? If the Internet’s taught us anything after all these years – the answer is ‘not often’. Featured Image VIA Here’s...
View ArticleFather And Son Bond While Smashing Some Guy To Hell And Back With Baseball...
There’s nothing like taking turns with your son smashing some guy up with a baseball bat to really strengthen that father/son bond. Featured Image VIA Not entirely sure how this one kicked off, but...
View ArticleDonald Trump Might Have A New Hairstyle When He Enters The White House
For all of Donald Trump’s faults, one that probably shouldn’t disqualify him from being President of the United States is the fact that he has really, really stupid hair. However, this is one factor...
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